Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless A young man's fancy and an old man's dream I'm self raising and I flower in her company Give me no sugar without her cream She's a warm fart at Christmas She's a breath of champagne on sparkling night Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless Turns other women to envious green Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless She's a young man's vision in my old man's dream